Research has revealed that the newly discovered and unknown virus enters the human body mainly through the anal mucosa. In order to develop a vaccine as soon as possible and prevent the spread of infection, it became necessary to analyze a large amount of anal, so we will conduct an "anal health checkup" at schools nationwide. This checkup is strictly confidential, and even if there is some disregard for human rights, we will tolerate it to some extent. Students, please obediently follow the instructions of the doctors and nurses, take off your panties, open your anus on the examination table and crawl on all fours.
